In the photo in the previous blog post, Mr. Clopton shows a remarkable amount of forearm hair. We are conducting a poll and would like to know your opinion.

Is the forearm hair:

A) The work of a Hollywood make-up artist

B) Obvious transplants (from a wolf)

C) A forearm toupee

D) All of the above

Use the Contact page to vote in the poll, and please do not make your own suggestions as we find the ones we came up with to be upsetting enough.

Thank you,

Mr. Lathrop Polo, Esq.

Official Kurt Clopton Website Critic and Loose Leaf Paper Inspector (#42)