Am I Being Targeted?

Anyone reading this from the Washington, D.C. area?

I've noticed an abnormal amount of visitors from that particular region recently and I don't really know what to make of it. If the visitors were from Russia, then I would know immediately that I was being swarmed/attacked/awkwardly cuddled by sinister Russian bots, but this is Washington, D.C. Maybe our government has mistaken my site as a front for a secret Russian operation and are attempting to swarm/attack/cuddle it with sinister American bots. Seems like a lot of attention for nothing. My mom doesn't even visit this site.

So, if you are a sinister American bot mistakenly trolling my site, please go to the Contacts page and leave a comment with a fake Russian name and a question about my book that makes it obvious you haven't ever read it and are not even certain it is a book you're asking about.

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